Ok
this has got to be one of the most hysterical things I have ever done as of yet online.
Do not be surprised if you receive a personalized message from "me".
Go try it out.
And now, FINALLY here are the pictures of the completed watermelon socks.

I must say that this is the pair of socks that I am most proud of to date. Why? Because I achieved knitting nirvana when I made these socks. Look at them again.

THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY IDENTICAL! No lie. See even the little bit of red that was overdyed onto the white came up in the same spot at the heel turn:

DAMN! Now my OCD is going to go into overdrive each time I knit striped socks. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN (but it is pretty cool though - tee hee).